Synopsis

Candide

In the idyllic German castle of Baron Thunder-ten-tronckh, resident philosopher Dr. Pangloss trains the baron’s illegitimate nephew Candide in optimism—that he lives in the “best of all possible worlds.” When the Baron’s beautiful daughter Cunegonde sees Pangloss and the chambermaid Paquette sexually engaged in some bushes, she flirts with Candide. When the baron sees them, he expels Candide from the castle. 

Nursing his emotional wounds in town, Candide is conscripted into the vicious Bulgar army. He escapes to Holland, where he meets Jacques the Anabaptist, whose charity reinforces Candide’s optimism. There he finds his old tutor Pangloss, who is almost unrecognizable as a beggar with syphilis (contracted from Paquette). Pangloss reveals that the Bulgars sacked the castle of Thunder-ten-tronckh and murdered the baron’s entire family. Candide is heartbroken at the loss of Cunegonde, but he takes Pangloss to be cured by Jacques. 

The three men sail for Lisbon, only to be shipwrecked in a violent storm. Jacques dies trying to save an ungrateful sailor, and Pangloss comforts Candide by claiming that Lisbon harbor was created for Jacques to drown in it. The survivors reach land just in time to witness a devastating earthquake. In the morning, Pangloss unwittingly discusses his philosophy with a member of the Spanish Inquisition, who sentences both Pangloss and Candide to die for heresy in an auto-da-fé meant to avert another earthquake. Pangloss is hanged. Candide escapes but is shocked when an old woman leads him to Cunegonde, who explains that people survive being raped and disemboweled. She serves as the mistress to the Inquisitor and to a Jewish merchant, and when they arrive to use her, Candide kills both. The three escape to the Americas.

When they arrive in Buenos Aires, the Governor proposes marriage to Cunegonde. Suddenly, a Portugese officer arrives to arrest Candide for murdering the Inquisitor. Candide flees to Paraguay with his valet, Cacambo. On their way, they stop at a border post and meet Cunegonde’s brother. Candide tells the brother that he plans to marry Cunegonde, but the brother attacks and Candide kills him.

After barely escaping cannibals, Candide and Cacambo find themselves in El Dorado, where the pebbles are precious stones and everyone lives peacefully according to rational thought. After a month of bliss, Candide leaves El Dorado to find Cunegonde. When they reach Suriname, Cacambo goes to find Cunegonde for his master. Before Candide leaves for Europe, he hires the thoroughly un-optimistic Martin as a new companion. The two discuss philosophy as they travel from South America to Europe. In Venice, Candide meets Paquette, now a prostitute, and her lover, the monk Brother Giroflée.  Candide argues that they, at least, are truly happy. Martin disagrees, and uncovers their true despair.

Cacambo returns with news that Cunegonde is in Constantinople. On the way there, Candide meets two galley slaves who are actually Pangloss and Cunegonde’s brother. He buys their freedom and continued passage to the Ottoman coast. There he buys the now ugly Cunegonde’s freedom, and Candide marries her to spite her brother. They meet a Turk who lives by devoting his life to simple work, and decide to try his philosophy. So Candide, Pangloss, Cunegonde, the old woman, Martin, Paquette and Brother Giroflée settle down on a farm and set about cultivating their garden.